Monday, January 30, 2006

the wild 100: day five


done

PART FIVE (new zip, hopefully it works)

20. The New Pornographers - Jackie, Dressed In Cobras
it took me forever to get into this group. i've had sex with girls with destroyer in the background and i've done the clap clap...clap to ac newman's solo shit and i've fallen asleep to neko case at the edmonton folk festival, but put it all together and BAM, i'm in! this song in particular kills me, because dan bejar has a crazy witch voice and i really quite like it. this group has these big full arrangements and this song is grand because of it.

19. Wolf Parade - Dear Sons And Daughters Of Hungry Ghosts
shut the fuck up about the ep version. i missed this song when they played live, but come on, can you feel it? this band needs more synth and stat! i like this guys warbling voice and this song alone may be stronger than any of that OTHER montreal band's output. but whatever.

18. Test Icicles - Circle Square Triangle
i love this song. this is a straightforward dancefloor banger, i'd place it up with 'house of jealous lovers' or even 'deceptacon (dfa remix)' in sheer , amirite? i'm loving the hip hop part with the claps and even though these guys are relatively cheesy at times, this is like a perfectly manufactured dance track and i have to thank the scientists behind it.

17. Joakim - Teenage Kiss
nik kozub put me on this song and i must say, i thank him for it. i remember he played this while djing the xiu xiu show at the freemason's hall. it was a weird scene all around. but yeah this shit is just gay enough to work (no homo) and the drumwork is dizzying, heavy and absolutely brash, 'oh no, don't be so ashamedddddd'. i love the aphex moves on the drum machine, talk about a world of echo. this song scares people if they are on the dancefloor.

16. Killer Mike - My Chrome (ft. Big Boi)
columbia fucked up. this could've easily been the biggest rap song of the year. but as they proved in not making 'stay fly' the biggest song ever and in failing to make nas commercially viable, they don't really know what they are doing. killer mike is a great rapper. look at him FREESTYLE, wow, he's really good! and this song has a strong pop hook and a really impressive production and one member of Outkast! how was there not even a video for this?!?! his album hasn't dropped yet, they still have time. but the video better have the most beautiful hoes and the lowest lowriders available. don't fuck this up like 'akshon'.

15. Beanie Sigel - Bread & Butter (ft. Sadat X & Grand Puba)
this song has a long intro but it's so worth it. this is a great beat because all of just blaze's beats have that same synth sound except for this one. all parties destroy and being a long time brand nubian fan, it's great to see those guys rapping well over legitimate beats. the last grand puba album was BRUTAL. we need more of this. beanie sigel is so underrated that it makes me want to cry. when he starts doing the wordplay with all of the R&B songs ('she got me L.O.V.E TKO/ like Teddy P, whatever she say goes/ but i'm ready to turn off the lights'), i'm all like 'word?' plus the interlude that blaze does makes me feel like this song was more important to him than most. i love how he chops the sped-up vocals.

14. Who Made Who - Rose
think robotic dancepunk with beegees style crooning, except this song has the illest lyric of the year: "rose is sweet, does she have a girlfriend?" i ask this question all the time, because most of the girls i like are/appear to be lesbians. everyone's gotta have a type. listen to those drums and the cowbell and the 'beautiful eyes', i mean, this song is really, really straightforward and doesn't kill it on the singing like their other song 'space for rent', but i have to give it up for the sentiment behind this song.

13. Akron/Family - Before And Again
this song is totally beautiful. really ambient and the singer has a frail, innocent voice, it's a very pretty tune. i was supposed to dj their show in town on march 7th, but instead i'm djing a hipster party at the supermarket in kensington in toronto. more details soon. but i like these folk bands bringing just enough synth into the mix and i like how they wear their influences yet somehow remain totally original. this is a special song.

12. Devendra Banhart - Heard Somebody Say
this year, i got into freak-folk a lot more. this song is great, it's a total beatles tune, i wish this guy was more famous because he'd be getting hailed as the greatest fucking thing since 'black jesus' by ghostface killah. or whatever. anti-war songs have potential to be evergreens in the pseudo-pop format so if he was in front of the right folks, he'd be huge. he sounds less like a scary monster on this tune. i would like to play this at the beach.

11. David Banner - Certified (ft. Marcus)
"THROW YOUR SETS UP NIGGA REP TO THE DEATH!", that's Gangsta Boo saying that! this is the most thugged out shit ever recorded, BANNER, BITCH, BANNER, BITCH, Y'ALL KNOW ME!, when he starts getting really grimy in the voice near the end of the verse, it's like YEAH I'LL FUCKING KILL A GUY FOR MY SET! or whatever. he needs to stop doing this guitar thing in the beats, because no one really likes it. marcus says a great line that i've said a couple times in my day: "lookin' like a crook, but i'm feeling like a mack". this was a staple of my dj sets throughout the year.

10. Harlem Shakes - A Night
this band should be famous already. i got this from nick sylvester's village voice blog and i must say, i'm happy i did. i love the strokes for their first two albums and was hoping the new record would be just as good. this song is what i wanted from the new strokes album: crazy emotional chorus, dancefloor capabilities, bar crooning, spitting, etc. this guy does this weird sound when breathing, but i really like it. this song is asthmacore.

9. Kano - Reload It (ft. Demon)
i still don't own this album because it's like $40 on import, but the diplo goes grime beat is very, very impressive. i like the vocal splicing i've been seeing from the white dipset, but yo, kano destroys this cut. it's a challenging beat and he impresses quite handedly. this song is somehow club friendly, actually a lot more than anything on that 'nite nite' 12-inch i impulsively bought and never ever use. 'i can spit like an old school emcee', what a card. i love sampled grime more than anything and this is taking it in the right direction. that big thick synth at the end!!!

8. Lo-Fi-FNK - Change Channel
this will be the biggest group of 2006. by far. i've heard something like four or five songs of theirs and they are all incredible, while being different from each other. everyone is doing that gate trick these days, but i love how the synth ascends from it. this song is pop as fuck. those swedes, i'll tell you. i can imagine the INYOURFACE part of the video in my head: "we're told that you speak for us but who's to say/ you speak for a fat man with a ponytail/ he's dressed like a woman with a false smile on her face", during that part, they are walking on a sidewalk, playing keyboards, wearing matching jumpsuits.

7. Kanye West - Gone (ft. Consequence & Cam'ron)
i'm a man of my word. when this record first leaked, i knew it would end up high on my list, regardless of kanye becoming a parody of himself. still, kanye is funny and charismatic on this number ("what you rappers could get is a job from me/...even his superficial raps is super official"), which i feel like he hasn't been for a while. cam'ron steals this song in two different regards: he brings the chorus all that gravitas and his verse is a hammer: "you ever dealt with a dealer? well here's the deal, ma, we're going to the dealer, boo!". cut off consequence's verse and that big instrumental portion for time contraints and you have the biggest string-y pop song in years! OH YEAH!

6. International Pony - Our House
another kozub recommendation. jesus fucking christ, this song is so heavy. it starts off with a gentle bounce and tries to ease you into a FIRESTORM OF ANALOG SYNTH. the way it just blips out the microhouse glitch shit while you're waiting for another drop, it's totally perfect. and when the vocals come back in, it goes from 'a little gay' when you heard it in the beginning to 'completely menacing' in the later portion. i wish i was on drugs so i could get the most out of this.

5. Andrew Bird - A Nervous Tick Motion Of The Head To The Left
the song is really pretty. great orchestration and andrew bird has a great voice. he's been getting snubbed by a lot of year end lists, but his record was in my top three quite easily. the chorus is really strong and the way the song switches speeds and tones so smoothly, it's a very natural progression. this song is great for intercourse.

4. Vitalic - My Friend Dario
best punk song of the year. rumor has it this guy might be remixing a canadian rapper. he might even have already received parts for such a remix. it might be for a song called 'sharks', even. anyway, this song is an obvious dancefloor monster, with nonsense vocals and the drop is totally unbelievable. this song dictates pace and emotion better than most other electronic songs out there, it's a real club banger.

3. Animal Collective - The Purple Bottle
have you sung this song while parked in front of a liquor store on new years eve? well, you should start. when it gets that really pretty part near the middle: 'can i tell you that you are the purple in me?/ can i call you just to hear you, would you care?', it really elicits an emotional response, it makes me think about people, you know? the hippie drum shit was what kept me away from this band initially but the lyrics and the heart are what drew me in.

2. Jamie Lidell - When I Come Back Around
this is the funkiest shit ever. i still can't believe this dropped on warp, you know? this is a weapon in a club setting. have you seen this guy? that guy did this with his mouth. that is wild. but yeah, this is a strong, hooky dancefloor track that reminds me of skyy or mid-golden era prince or cameo or whatever else. it's seriously my shit.

1. Three 6 Mafia - Stay Fly
obviously. probably the best top 40 rap song since clipse's "grindin'". this isn't the kinda song you talk about.

thanks for sticking around. i'll update again on friday. these will be up until then. oh and if you care, my top ten albums, according to pazz and jop:

1. Edan - The Beauty And The Beat
2. Art Brut - Bang Bang Rock And Roll
3. Andrew Bird - The Mysterious Production Of Eggs
4. LCD Soundsystem - LCD Soundsystem
5. Beck - Guero
6. Beanie Sigel - The B-Coming
7. Test Icicles - For Screening Purposes Only
8. Sean Price - Monkey Barz
9. Vitalic - OK Cowboy
10. Skratch Bastid, John Smith & Pip Skid - Taking Care Of Business

Thursday, January 26, 2006

the wild 100: day four


BANDWIDTH GO!

PART FOUR

T-Pain - I'm In Love With A Stripper (i love vocoder, TEDDY PENDERASS DOWNNNNNNN)
Telefauna - Turbulence
Teriyaki Boyz - Heartbreaker
Test Icicles - Your Biggest Mistake
The Arcade Fire - Cold Wind (most unfairly hated on band)
The Fiery Furnaces - Cousin Chris
The Fiery Furnaces - Seven Silver Curses
The Futureheads - Hounds Of Love (Phones Mix)
Jackson & His Computer Band - Rock On (sorry I have it under The Jacksons for some reason, change it)
The Juan Maclean - Give Me Every Little Thing (basically number 21)
The Mae Shi - Eat The Prize
The Ponys - Get Black (TIE: best bar song)
The Rakes - Retreat (Phones Remix)
The Strokes - Heart In A Cage
The Wet Secrets - Boat Gas Death Train
The White Stripes - The Nurse (subconscious renee zellweger diss)
Three 6 Mafia - Roll Wit It (ft. Project Pat) (JUICE GOT WEED! JUICE GOT PILLS!)
Tom Vek - Ain't Saying My Goodbyes
TTC - Dans Le Club (San Andreas Remix)
Young Jeezy - Go Crazy Remix (ft. Jay-Z & Fat Joe)

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

the wild 100: day three


getting wilder

PART THREE

Liars - It Fit When I Was A Kid
Lil' Weavah - Hollywood
M.O.P. - Instigator
Maceo - Nextel Chirp (my 2005 overly ironic cell phone ring)
Madonna - Hung Up
Mcenroe - Big Box
Missy Elliott - Bad Man (ft. Vybz Kartel & M.I.A)
Modeselektor - Dancingbox (ft. TTC)
Mu - Paris Hilton
Mystery Jets - You Can't Fool Me Dennis (Justice Remix) (flipping the script!)
Necro & Mr. Hyde - Billie Jean 2005 (lol srsly)
Obie Trice - Wanna Know
Pitman - Girls
Quasimoto - Shroom Music
Sean Price - One Two Y'all
Shout Out Out Out Out - Tiiired
Skratch Bastid, John Smith & Pip Skid - Collecting Empties (pip skid = verse of the year)
Sleater-Kinney - Let's Call It Love (HEADBANGER!)
Slim Thug - I Ain't Heard Of That (ft. Pharrell)
Spank Rock - Put The Pussy On Me (Diplo Tonite Remix)

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

the wild 100: day two


once again it's on

PART TWO

Crossover - Apples On A Stick
Daft Punk - Technologic (Vitalic Remix)
Dangerdoom - Space Ho's
Datarock - I Used To Dance With My Daddy (dance set secret weapon)
Death From Above 1979 - Romantic Rights (Jesper Dahlback Mix)
Doves - Black And White Town
Edan - The Science Of The Two (ft. Insight)
Field Mob - Georgia (ft. Ludacris)
Franz Ferdinand - The Fallen (Justice Edit)
Gorillaz - Kids With Guns
Hood - The Negatives
Hot Chip - Just Like We (Breakdown)
Isolee - Enrico
J.R - Fu (kill a man in the club anthem)
Jason Forrest - War Photographer (best video of 2005)
Juelz Santana - Make It Work For You (ft. Young Jeezy & Lil' Wayne)
Juelz Santana - Murda Murda (ft. Cam'ron) (best intrayear sampling [sorry busta])
Kanye West - Drive Slow (ft. Paul Wall) (most obvious failed chop of 2005)
Lady Sovereign - Hoodie (Basement Jaxx Remix)
LCD Soundsystem - Never As Tired As When I'm Waking Up (prom slow dance joint in 2015)

Monday, January 23, 2006

the wild 100: day one


that new t.i. is the best song of 2006

i have so many burners, but they have to wait:

Razorblade Runner Presents:
The Wild 100
The Top 100 Songs of 2005

you know what? music is a beautiful thing. people should never forget why we do this or why i’m here obsessively detailing what sandman from the re-up gang is saying before his verses or whatever: it’s because i love music. and this is how, for all the shit i’ll talk about certain songs throughout a year, i can show you that i actually do enjoy this part of life.

these .zip files will actually only be up for a week, because they are fucking huge, so if you have any friends that want in on the party, let’s get them here, now why don’t we? one thing i focused on here was trying to limit repeat artists. in cases like juelz santana, what can i say? he put out a couple solid albums this year and a ridiculous number of mixtape drops, it’s hard not to list him more than once. and shit, i could’ve put the whole art brut album in there, it’s in my top three albums, no doubt. but that would defeat the purpose of the top 100.

the wildest shit was actually weeding out a lot of songs. see, by summer, i had a list of like 80 songs. then i got a new computer and used a different hard drive for all my music. going through it now, i have about 190 songs to cut down. what makes me choose one song over the other? well, I wanted to make a point of keeping this a very 2005 list, so i’ve pushed ahead certain late leaks (No Things, Nellie Mckay, Islands, Man Man) in order to make this list more representative of the actual year. i also tried to focus on songs people were less familiar with, as everyone has heard 'since u been gone' and doesn't need another hipster talking about how great it is. still, i'm not gonna front on madonna. that shit is hard.

basically, i’m trying to show you how diverse music has been this year and how every year has good music. you should know by now this isn’t a blog that you can step in and get something you’ll expect, you know? maybe the only constant is dipset postings, sure, but i like to think i’m hitting in every genre in a way that no one else is doing on the internet.

every year people say shit is getting worse, but when you show someone a documented piece that literally counts off the hammers one by one, what the fuck can they say? and also, i will only do in-depth descriptions for the top 20, but throughout the series, i will pinpoint certain songs with specific accolades. i'm gonna be going alphabetically until the top 20, btw, so don't freak out if something is missing until the very end. thanks for supporting my increasingly unstable blog.

rollie pemberton

PART ONE (now a zip file)

Airborn Audio - Bright Lights (best song from most disappointing album)
Akala - Roll Wid Us Remix
Analord (Aphex Twin) - Crying In Your Face
Andre Nickatina & Equipto - Morire Da Solo
Architecture In Helsinki - It's 5!
Art Brut - Emily Kane
Babyshambles - Fuck Forever (TIE: best bar song)
Basement Jaxx - Oh My Gosh
Beck - Farewell Ride
Big Boi - 808 (ft. Bun-B & Big Gee)
Bloc Party - Blue Light
Bloc Party vs The Streets - Banquet (The Remix)
Blood On The Wall - Mary Susan (song that i'd turn into a drunken singalong if i could get enough friends to learn it)
Brakes - Heard About Your Band (2005's best diss song)
Brooks - Roxxy (Hot Chip's Women Of The World Mix)
Cage - Perfect World
Cam'ron - Get 'Em Daddy (Eyes of the Beholder) (ft. Hell Rell)
Cannibal Ox - From The Planet Of Eat
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - The Skin Of My Yellow Country Teeth (indie club banger that people are embarassed to like)
Clor - Magic Touch (best prince song [sorry hot chip])

Monday, January 16, 2006

don't call it a comeback


the cred machine rolls hard

trusty host fucked me over. the whole hosting came to a crashing halt at the height of my promotional push. we can't even get a hold of them to retain our website domains. the irony is quite amusing, i must say. if you can do it, tell anyone who read this thing that it's back on the old blogger site temporarily and eventually it will be switched to razorbladerunnerblog.com. and the main cadence weapon site is now here. aight? aight.

next update will be the start of the top 100. when? let's say next monday. and when i say top 100, i fucking damn well mean it. 20 every week day until the BIG 20. that's the promise here at razorblade runner. sorry about the wait.

another promise i can give you is that the boy is playing sxsw (march 15 - 19) in austin, texas and if you're coming, let me know in here so we can up our respective crunkness indexes. the list of performers is here and you will see me at some capacity at these shows:

Animal Collective (Baltimore NY)
Art Brut (London UK)
The Avalanches (Melbourne AUSTRALIA) [HOLY SHIT]
The Brian Jonestown Massacre (Los Angeles CA)
Hot Chip (London UK)
The Juan Maclean (Dover NH)
Man Man (Philadelphia PA)
The New Pornographers (Vancouver BC)
Shout Out Out Out Out (Edmonton AB) [FUCKING RIGHT]
Test Icicles (London UK)

i'm gonna get on the cobra snake, i swear it (no homo).

oh and today and for the rest of this week, your boy is gonna be on the new music on muchmusic, talking about how he wrote for pitchfork and is a rap artist who used to text battle on message boards. ahahahahaha

oh and here's my macleans article:



LET'S ROLL WIT IT:

Uffie - Pop The Glock (SebastiAn Remix)
uffie is absolute trash. trendy bullshit, jentina without the ability (and that isn't even that much, right?), lists M.I.A as an influence, etc. but SebastiAn is a beast from the east and he comes out styling, chopping the drums, from what i can assume from the original, of 'top billin' by audio two and getting very very smash mouth football with it. oh gosh, who is this dude and what is his number (no homo)?

Hystereo - Executive Memo
these dudes are irish and they daft punk it hard on this little number, a siren song that crunks up in very subtle ways, as the genre would imply. the first time i played this, it made me go dumb in my room. i considered making the thizz face, for instance. listen to them pull the flange all over this track! if this came out in 1995, it would have a cheesy video and it would be really popular.

D4L, Bo Hagon & Crime Mob - Wuz Up
spiritual sequel to 'laffy taffy' or have they run out of ideas? who cares, this shit is hilarious. that chorus is like frank sinatra crossed with lil' jon and this makes me happier than you think it does. the last guy i recognize from 'laffy taffy' and his voice makes me lose it every time. 'I'M STARTING TO SEE SPACESHIPS ON BANKHEAD', fucking awesome.

Man Man - Engwish Bwudd
i fucking love this band. they are 8 philly folks that bump player piano into dirty captain beefheart obscur-o-rock and buddy, to quote lil' wayne, i love it, i FUCKIN' love it. you might not be into the showtune-y british vibe of this song, but i love this guy's voice, it's quite soulful. i think this band will be very popular this year, so start liking them now and then turn against them like everything else, you assholes.

Test Icicles - What's Your Damage (Digitalism Remix)
the life and death of electro punk. right here. this is what a remix should do: it's taken out the shit i didn't like, emphasized the cool parts and pumps the chorus into the dancefloor destroyer it should be. "LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", "YEAH!", etc. i love this band and i feel like i'm the only one. sure, awful name and all that, but what's wrong with some trendcore dance-punk every once and awhile. whatever man, i own OK GO's first album, what do i fucking know?
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